First filed 14 January 2022 · Re-filed 21 January 2022 cross-reference corrected.
The ever reliable kitchen utensil shaped like a spatula it scrapes it stirs it does it all. §
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-204 · clerk D.E.H.
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When someone's got a really soggy cigar.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-217 · clerk C.P.
A fishing line going through a hole in the ice.
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204 · clerk B.J.W.
A drill bit on an oil well.
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-201 · clerk N.R.
The environmentally friendly but utterly useless paper straw in a super large drink you get in the cinema. *
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-217 · clerk H.M.
Something in the larger department at a marital aids.
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-201 · clerk J.B.
A tackling technique in ice hockey.
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-204 · clerk M.L.
A flake and a 99.
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-217 · clerk A.D.
The lateral flow test thing.
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-201 · clerk B.J.W.
When you dip your toe into the pool or the sea to see how cold the water is.
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204b · clerk N.R.
A hot dog straight out of the tin. *
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-217 · clerk M.L.
What you see when you stroke a dog belly they just enjoyed a bit too much.
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204b · clerk N.R.
That utter idiot you always end up when you ask for directions anywhere outside of a mobile signal. §
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-204 · clerk D.E.H.
Seeing a child at McDonald's taking a chip and dunking it into their milkshake before eating it.
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204b · clerk G.L.S.
Elbow, toe, anything you use to check the temperature of water. †
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-204b · clerk M.L.
Any man's legs when wearing shorts in January.
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-217 · clerk R.O.M.
Using your tentative little finger to dip in or test the spiciness of a cheese or curry that your smirking mate has assured you it's not that bad.
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204b · clerk M.L.
The icicles from the rear mudguard of your car in the winter.
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-217 · clerk R.O.M.
A free turkey thermometer.
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-201 · clerk D.E.H.
The device that cleans the old Swindon mammoth out of Swindon's plug hole.
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-201 · clerk M.L.
A loud American tourist.
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-217 · clerk S.T.A.
Gingerly using your little finger to test the spiciness of a curry, which you've been assured isn't that hot.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-201 · clerk H.M.
The ever-reliable kitchen utensil shaped like a spatula which you use universally for every dish you cook.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-201 · clerk M.L.
A vet's arm. ⁂
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-217 · clerk N.R.