Any member of any German football team that beats us in a penalty shootout every single time, the next guy steps up, the old German locksmith, because they unlock.
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-204b · clerk R.O.M.
See also TML-2131 (q.v.) · TML-2388 (q.v.)
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It's a German stepping up to take a penalty is what it is, the old German locksmith.
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-201 · clerk R.O.M.
It's either the pound coin trolley wrangler at the supermarket.
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-217 · clerk A.D.
It's that battering tool that the special forces use to gain entry into a building.
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-201 · clerk G.L.S.
Just an estate agent.
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204b · clerk J.B.
Someone who can open a can without spraying it everywhere.
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-204b · clerk H.M.
The single family member relied upon every year to unravel the Christmas tree lights.
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-217 · clerk C.P.
Anyone who can open a bonnet on any car. First time, first go, without having to fiddle to find the latch. ‡
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-204b · clerk S.T.A.
The mate that's always able to open a beer bottle with his teeth when nobody has a bottle opener.
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204 · clerk N.R.
The big ring of keys security guards have.
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204b · clerk N.R.
The good-looking lass in your friendship group who, without whom, you wouldn't be able to get into any bars in Leeds.
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-217 · clerk D.E.H.
The old boy at Oktoberfest who puts you in a headlock and knuckles your head till you tap out. ⁂
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204b · clerk S.T.A.
Your mate who manages to get the pub to stay open for an extra round of drinks after they've already called last orders.
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-204b · clerk P.W.
The guy who helpfully points out that the door is pulled to open, not push. ‡
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204b · clerk S.T.A.
The sausage sandwich that releases you from your near-death hangover.
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-201 · clerk R.O.M.
That fellow with an unfeasible amount of keys dangling from a long chain attached to his jeans.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204b · clerk G.L.S.
A clever German shepherd dog that can open doors.
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-204 · clerk C.P.
A combination lock with the combination set to 1966. ⁂
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-217 · clerk N.R.
What you become when using a pub toilet cubicle, which has no discernible method of locking the door.
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204 · clerk M.L.
Any child who's more tech-savvy than the parent and sorts out any phone, laptop, or TV issue in moments. ‡
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204b · clerk C.P.
The person who can open their front door with six bags of groceries in each hand.
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-201 · clerk D.E.H.
Someone well under the age of 18 who gets into all the pubs and clubs with no ID.
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204b · clerk H.M.
Anyone who can undo a bra one-handed. *
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-201 · clerk A.D.