When you haven't got a hammer. But something else will just double up. Whether it's like a wine bottle. Or the heel of a shoe. Definitely a shoe. Generally, a jar with change in is quite good. §
Submitted by: [redacted]█████████Contributor Record Sealed · 15 February 2018
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-204 · clerk R.O.M.
Submitted by: [redacted]████████████ · 15 February 2018
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-204b · clerk D.E.H.
0
D05
Any hugely over-engineered solution to a problem without any regard to cost or how to pay for it.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 15 February 2018
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-217 · clerk P.W.
0
D06
Any overly theatrical dive made by a Real Madrid player he's gone down looks like I've been hit with the arm Spanish hammer.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 15 February 2018
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204b · clerk H.M.
0
D07
When you remove your flip-flop to smash that annoying little mosquito against the wall.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 15 February 2018
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204b · clerk J.B.
0
D08
When your wife removes a flip-flop and continues to beat you with it as she catches you leering at the local talent on the beach.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 15 February 2018
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-204b · clerk A.D.
0
D09
The free shot of indeterminate taste, brand and strength that you receive with your first drink on holiday.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 15 February 2018
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-201 · clerk J.B.
0
D10
The antidote to Spanish fly. Wow, that's memories. You're a real 70s love cat. It brings you back down to status non-eroticum with a heavy thud.
Submitted by: [redacted]███████ · 15 February 2018
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204b · clerk P.W.
0
D11
When you're on holiday in Mallorca and you come home a bit drunk to find a cockroach in your room and you chase it round, slightly drunk, trying to hit it with your holiday sandals. *
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 15 February 2018
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204 · clerk A.D.
0
D12
The Englishman abroad who doesn't speak the local dialect, so he's acting everything out with his hands while speaking English very, very slowly.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 15 February 2018
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-217 · clerk C.P.
0
D13
When you stub out your snout. Flamenco style.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████████ · 15 February 2018
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204b · clerk M.L.
0
D14
The last drink you have at the end of a session that puts you over the edge. And I love it when people contextualise their Spanish hammer. In this case, number ends 801 goes, no one expects the Spanish hammer.
Submitted by: [redacted]█████████ · 15 February 2018
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204 · clerk N.R.
0
D15
When you step out of the air-conditioned plane into the 40-degree Alicante sunshine. Whack! †
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 22 February 2018
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204 · clerk N.R.
0
D16
The MC hammer-like dance done by a tourist who steps off a sun lounger onto a superheated sand.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 22 February 2018
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-201 · clerk M.L.
0
D17
When you stub out your snout with a flamenco-style stamp.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 22 February 2018
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-217 · clerk R.O.M.
0
§Original submission redacted; reconstructed from index.
‡Region note pending confirmation from contributor.
¶Original submission redacted; reconstructed from index.