The Old Whitechapel White Fingers

The desperate scraper of the bottom of the mayonnaise jar, which always results in lashings of mayo on the tips of your fingers and arriving at the inevitable conclusion of, next time I'll get the squeezy bottle. Only to fall down the same trap six to eight weeks later, saying, but I never get squeezy bottles of these things. §

verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-204 · clerk S.T.A.

See also TML-3560 (q.v.)