The Old Tipton Taint

When you live in a flat, you have a cleaner that's in my flat now. I've got a bin bag full. The bins are downstairs, two floors, right? So I know she's going to take that bin bag out of that kitchen bin, have a clean around right at the start, and she's going to put that bin on the carpet, by the door, despite the fact I've actually bought one square of decking for her to put it on, knowing she puts it on that spot. But she'll avoid that. And she'll leave it there for a couple of hours. No, she'll stack that against the wall, even though I've pointed and said, please don't put the bin back here, or just take it outside. But I'll get home this evening, I'll suddenly think, it smells of bin. And then I'm going to move around and I'll sniff that bit of carpet. I'm thinking, she's done it again!

verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204 · clerk C.P.

See also TML-0840 (q.v.) · TML-3877 (q.v.) · TML-0100 (q.v.)