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Domestic ApparatusVol. I Confidence: Moderate
Entry #1934 · Public Archive · TML 295.2 / SLG.C

The Old Port Vale Pram

First filed 15 January 2021 · Re-filed 15 January 2021 clerical re-stamp.

Top Definition

Def. 01 of 16
One of those crummy little prams where literally they can handle any terrain whatsoever other than smooth tarmac. §
Submitted by: [redacted] Contributor Record Sealed · 15 January 2021

verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204b · clerk S.T.A.

Public Endorsement
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This definition: 1 · Entry total: 16

Endorsements logged to TML-1934/D01

filed in Vol. I, drawer 2, shelf 6

See also TML-0154 (q.v.)

File index · TML-1934 · 16 records · select a ref to view
RefContributorRegionFiledEnd.
D01 [redacted] 15 Jan 20211
D02 [redacted] 15 Jan 20211
D03 [redacted] 15 Jan 20211
D04 [redacted] 15 Jan 20211
D05 [redacted] 15 Jan 20211
D06 [redacted] 15 Jan 20211
D07 [redacted] 15 Jan 20211
D08 [redacted] 15 Jan 20211
D09 [redacted] 15 Jan 20211
D10 [redacted] 15 Jan 20211
D11 [redacted] 15 Jan 20211
D12 [redacted] 15 Jan 20211
D13 [redacted] 15 Jan 20211
D14 [redacted] 15 Jan 20211
D15 [redacted] 15 Jan 20211
D16 [redacted] 15 Jan 20211

Alternate Definitions

D02

One of those cowboy movie railway carts where two of you have to pump the handle up and down.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 15 January 2021

verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204b · clerk M.L.

0
D03

The shopping trolley with the fold-out seat near the handle.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 15 January 2021

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204b · clerk D.E.H.

0
D04

Just one of those plaid shopping trolleys that pensioners have.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 15 January 2021

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204 · clerk A.D.

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D05

A smart car.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 15 January 2021

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204 · clerk H.M.

0
D06

Supermarket trolley abandoned near a children's play area.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 15 January 2021

verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204 · clerk M.L.

0
D07

The dilapidated cart used to carry and deliver the Sentinel. It's a newspaper in Stoke-on-Trent. §

Submitted by: [redacted] · 15 January 2021

verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-204 · clerk M.L.

0
D08

A one-litre car, VW Polo, similar to Keep Insurance Down, driven by a 17-year-old who's added wide wings and a large chromic sauce to make it a bit more, quote, badass.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 15 January 2021

verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-201 · clerk D.E.H.

0
D09

Air Force One.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 15 January 2021

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-201 · clerk D.E.H.

0
D10

The wheelbarrow needed to transport an overly refreshed friend after too many tots of sherrys at one's club.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 15 January 2021

verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-201 · clerk G.L.S.

0
D11

The motion of the fella getting carried out of a suspect nightclub like Ritzy's by two bouncers. *

Submitted by: [redacted] · 15 January 2021

verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204b · clerk M.L.

0
D12

The skateboard used by middle-aged men who seem to think they're still young. I definitely don't own one. Honest.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 15 January 2021

verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-201 · clerk P.W.

0
D13

Basically just park and ride.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 15 January 2021

verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204b · clerk P.W.

0
D14

When your teenager rings you for a lift home from somewhere which is normally easily walkable, but he's, quote, tired down.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 15 January 2021

verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204b · clerk D.E.H.

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D15

The use of your child as a counterweight to stop your loaded pram tipping over.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 15 January 2021

verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-217 · clerk R.O.M.

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D16

Wheeling your office chair to the other side of the room to get something because you can't be bothered to get up.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 15 January 2021

verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-201 · clerk P.W.

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  1. Original submission redacted; reconstructed from index.
  2. Variant spelling recorded in Vol. II; not consolidated.
  3. Cross-reference deferred to next revision.
  4. Earlier instance reported but never filed.
  5. Original submission redacted; reconstructed from index.