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Entry #0945 · Public Archive · TML 405.5 / SLG.B

The Old Mongolian Firewall

Top Definition

Def. 01 of 10 · 01 contested
The feeling you get when you enter the Stoke Annual Beer Festival.
Submitted by: [redacted] Contributor Record Sealed · 14 December 2018

verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-217 · clerk B.J.W.

Public Endorsement
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This definition: 1 · Entry total: 10

Endorsements logged to TML-0945/D01

filed in Vol. I, drawer 9, shelf 1

See also TML-2316 (q.v.) · TML-0793 (q.v.)

File index · TML-0945 · 10 records · select a ref to view
RefContributorRegionFiledEnd.
D01 [redacted] 14 Dec 20181
D02 [redacted] 14 Dec 20181
D03 [redacted] 14 Dec 20181
D04 [redacted] 14 Dec 20181
D05 [redacted] 14 Dec 20181
D06 [redacted] 14 Dec 20181
D07 [redacted] 14 Dec 20181
D08 [redacted] 14 Dec 20181
D09 [redacted] 14 Dec 20181
D10 [redacted] 14 Dec 20181

Alternate Definitions

D02

Knocking your phone into private browsing and feeling like you're a professional hacker, impervious to the man.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 14 December 2018

verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-204b · clerk M.L.

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D03

The invisible barrier that goes up between two teams or people fighting as soon as the old bills show up.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 14 December 2018

verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-201 · clerk P.W.

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D04

The bulldog-like receptionist gatekeeper who prevents literally all phone calls, whether cold callers or genuine business calls, from getting through to anyone in the business, single causing the business to lose all new business opportunities.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 14 December 2018

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-201 · clerk D.E.H.

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D05

The doctor's receptionist when you're trying to get a same-day appointment.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 14 December 2018

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204b · clerk D.E.H.

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D06

That thing that kids do when they don't hear anything you ask them to do.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 14 December 2018

verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204b · clerk C.P.

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D07

When your mate thinks he's pulled, but gets given the wrong number.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 14 December 2018

verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204 · clerk P.W.

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D08

Any sporting or martial arts move your PE teacher claimed they created when they trained abroad with a fitness guru.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 14 December 2018

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-217 · clerk B.J.W.

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D09

Any British flood defence system.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 14 December 2018

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204 · clerk G.L.S.

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D10

The wall of smoke and vapour found in a Wetherspoons doorway. Always worse on rainy days.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 14 December 2018

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204b · clerk D.E.H.

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  1. Use disputed between two regional registers.
  2. Cross-reference deferred to next revision.
  3. Variant spelling recorded in Vol. II; not consolidated.