You can hear, like, someone sort of imitating a noise of something, you know, to indicate that they're in the loo. But it's meant to sound like a sort of instrument, like... Just doing like a stupid instrument. Right. To say that the loo's occupied.
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-201 · clerk D.E.H.
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That little plastic controller you get for Guitar Hero.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204 · clerk H.M.
When someone who's never had any musical experience at all, who's like a really bad air guitar player. Right. And they sort of do it, and you think, well, what is that? That's not even... You're using your thumb. Using a thumb. What are you like? It's like a sort of George Formby. Bad air guitarist.
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-217 · clerk A.D.
Simply a shovel.
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204b · clerk N.R.
The sheepish sing-along you do when you're trapped in a pub with the village drunk who sings with sinister overtones in your face.
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-204 · clerk S.T.A.
The small frying pan that can barely fit one egg, one sausage, and let alone a bit of bacon as well.
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-201 · clerk G.L.S.
The tinny, pocket-sized Bluetooth speaker that somehow projects sound across a whole campsite at 2 a.m.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-217 · clerk A.D.
When a choir boy's voice breaks.
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-217 · clerk N.R.
The annoying git at a campsite who plays a guitar really badly around a campfire, usually trotting out bad Clapton. †
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-201 · clerk R.O.M.
When the chilli sauce dribbles down your shirt. You frantically rub it away with your right hand while still holding your kebab in your left. ¶
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204 · clerk G.L.S.
Just a lamb shank.
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204b · clerk D.E.H.
When you bite your cheese on toast and the stringy molten cheese drips down to your chin, leaving a scar and making you make the noise of a banjo.
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-217 · clerk P.W.
The one man that says in a pub while watching the Wales national team when Bale retires and we're just like Scotland then sips from the tin jug he bought for himself that's kept behind the bar. §
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204 · clerk M.L.