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Entry #1227 · Public Archive · TML 510.1 / DOM.III

The Old Viennese Sandwich

Top Definition

Def. 01 of 14
Anything you get together that just involves bread from remnants in a real Sunday night fridge. It can involve elements of, particularly in a student flat or a pothead flat, but it involves elements of mayonnaise, pepper, marmalade. But whatever it is, people think, really? Can you put that together? You go, you should try it, mate. §
Submitted by: [redacted] Contributor Record Sealed · 13 September 2019

verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-204 · clerk H.M.

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Endorsements logged to TML-1227/D01

filed in Vol. I, drawer 3, shelf 1
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Alternate Definitions

D02

When you on the underground and you sat between two people with violin cases. ‡

Submitted by: [redacted] · 13 September 2019

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204 · clerk H.M.

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D03

When you roll yourself in your duvet. Under, over, inside, all the way around the duvet.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 13 September 2019

verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-217 · clerk N.R.

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D04

When you look around anywhere on the tube. And they are all, you just look at all those single seats around and you are wedged between people you just don't, it's no place to go. It's just, it's an unthinkable combination. It's nothing you want to be between.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 13 September 2019

verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-201 · clerk R.O.M.

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D05

Fitting an illegal amount of humans in the back of your car.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 13 September 2019

verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-201 · clerk J.B.

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D06

When you're stuck on the M25 between two lorries, and you have a Kia Picanto.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 13 September 2019

verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-204 · clerk C.P.

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D07

That gap in the crowd you have to squeeze through en route to the loo.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 13 September 2019

verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204b · clerk S.T.A.

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D08

A bit of beer mat or paper you wedge under a wonky bar table.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 13 September 2019

verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-201 · clerk S.T.A.

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D09

Getting the middle seat on a Ryanair flight between two porky lads on a stag do. †

Submitted by: [redacted] · 13 September 2019

verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204b · clerk P.W.

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D10

When in a row of three urinals, the ones at each end are taken, therefore forcing you to use the middle one.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 13 September 2019

verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-204 · clerk G.L.S.

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D11

When you're walking through a tube station, but you can hear two separate classically trained buskers at the same time.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 13 September 2019

verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-217 · clerk S.T.A.

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D12

When you're friends with a couple who have a massive argument and then each describe their side to you in order to win you over.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 13 September 2019

verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204 · clerk R.O.M.

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D13

Putting two biscuits together to dunk into a hot beverage so they maintain integrity from the cup to your mouth.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 13 September 2019

verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-217 · clerk M.L.

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D14

The friend trying to stop a fistfight between two other friends on a European stag do. ‡

Submitted by: [redacted] · 13 September 2019

verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204b · clerk G.L.S.

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  1. Variant spelling recorded in Vol. II; not consolidated.
  2. Original submission redacted; reconstructed from index.
  3. Variant spelling recorded in Vol. II; not consolidated.
  4. Original submission redacted; reconstructed from index.
  5. Variant spelling recorded in Vol. II; not consolidated.
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