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Entry #0560 · Public Archive · TML 166.0 / DOM.III

The Old Venezuelan Stepladder

First filed 16 December 2017 · Re-filed 23 December 2017 reinstated after temporary withdrawal.

Top Definition

Def. 01 of 6 · 01 contested
When you stand on your tiptoes in a group photograph to appear taller.
Submitted by: [redacted] Contributor Record Sealed · 16 December 2017

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-217 · clerk S.T.A.

Public Endorsement
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This definition: 1 · Entry total: 6

Endorsements logged to TML-0560/D01

filed in Vol. I, drawer 8, shelf 5

See also TML-3341 (q.v.) · TML-1484 (q.v.) · TML-0817 (q.v.)

File index · TML-0560 · 6 records · select a ref to view
RefContributorRegionFiledEnd.
D01 [redacted] 16 Dec 20171
D02 [redacted] 16 Dec 20171
D03 [redacted] 16 Dec 20171
D04 [redacted] 16 Dec 20171
D05 [redacted] 16 Dec 20171
D06 [redacted] 23 Dec 20171

Alternate Definitions

D02

When you use a child's plastic stool or chair to try and reach something in a cupboard and you're unsure if it'll take your weight.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 16 December 2017

verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204 · clerk N.R.

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D03

The low-level incentive or bribe you need to give foreign hotel staff, local officials or police to, quote, get things moving. It won't get you to the top, but it helps get you to a table or get you off a speeding ticket.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 16 December 2017

verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204 · clerk B.J.W.

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D04

Where you pile a bar stool on top of a kitchen chair to retrieve the poncho and cowboy hat you wore 10 years ago from the loft.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 16 December 2017

verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-217 · clerk H.M.

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D05

The balancing act undertaken when lifting a large or bulky object up a ladder into the loft.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 16 December 2017

verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-201 · clerk C.P.

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D06

This is when your curtain rail gets hooked on the wall attachment and you try to furiously whip it open until finally giving up and stepping up onto the windowsill to remove it.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 23 December 2017

verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-217 · clerk H.M.

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  1. Earlier instance reported but never filed.