First filed 23 March 2018 · Re-filed 29 March 2018 cross-reference corrected.
Sometimes when you come in from a really late night that's actually an early morning, it's someone you look around and you think, why's he up?
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204b · clerk S.T.A.
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A shop in the summer with very little cold storage. And they keep the milk out the back for too long and it's a bit off when you buy it.
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-204b · clerk A.D.
A four-pack of lager.
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-201 · clerk M.L.
Just a guy running an off-licence.
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-204b · clerk B.J.W.
The poor dude whose job is to collect venom from the multitude of things that want to kill us so that they can make the antidote.
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-204 · clerk C.P.
When a guest arrives for a barbecue, he has to knock on the door with his head because he's carrying a slab of Foster's and can't knock with his hands.
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-217 · clerk P.W.
That person who's last to arrive at a barbecue and in the end has to climb over the wall because everyone's inside the house. And around the back. And no one can hear the doorbell. So eventually they just climb over you. And the first thing you see is two hands carrying cans going Take these lads.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204b · clerk P.W.
When you get up bright and early to sneak your empties into next door's recycling bin.
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-201 · clerk M.L.
When you see a man in sandals in the middle of July drinking a half pint of milk out of a bottle while it covers his beard.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-201 · clerk S.T.A.
That sibling who looks nothing like their brothers and or sisters.
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-217 · clerk J.B.
That blatant tourist you see who hasn't even bothered to try to rub in the sun cream, especially around their nose.
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-217 · clerk B.J.W.
When your Aussie barman is overcharging you, overmilking you.
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204b · clerk C.P.
The 4am beer delivery by taxi.
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-217 · clerk A.D.
When it's your round, you're the Aussie milkman.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-217 · clerk N.R.
The guy in Walkabout who collects glasses.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204 · clerk M.L.
When you see a man in mid-July wearing sandals and drinking a half pint of milk that runs into his beard.
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-204 · clerk N.R.
The person that comes in the room holding the empty milk garden upside down to announce there is no milk, as if they need to somehow prove it.
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-204b · clerk A.D.
When a guest arrives for a barbecue and has to knock on the door with his head because he's carrying a slab of Foster's.
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204 · clerk N.R.
When the bar is kicking out, but you've just got a round in, so you finish them on the walk home and leave your empties on someone else's doorstep.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204 · clerk C.P.