Always the northerner who got there first, no matter how remote it is. Whatever part of the world. Who's always there, dropping in barrel light, you know, like I'm in Blackbeard. I wouldn't bother with that, mate. It's rubbish. The chips are good. §
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-204 · clerk B.J.W.
See also TML-0352 (q.v.) · TML-3518 (q.v.) · TML-1708 (q.v.)
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Either any dog depicted in a 70s boys comic. Or any British car brand resurrected on another continent. ‡
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-204 · clerk A.D.
Any old British car, you're not quite sure what it is, what that logo is. What is that car? It's only British.
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204b · clerk M.L.
Say you can't see Royal Blood in your own hometown. You rove round all the places they're on just to see somewhere that's less popular. Nice. So he sold out the O2 in Manchester. He sold his boat. Hey, if I go to Barcelona, I can...
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204b · clerk M.L.
Colin Hendry. It is Colin Hendry, isn't it? A reminder that Scotland is slightly Scandinavian. Oh, yeah, yeah. He reminds you. He's got blonde eyes. He's got blonde eyes, definitely.
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-204 · clerk D.E.H.
The car of the smug bloke who knows he's got a bargain, leading him to use phrases like, well, underneath it, it's a Golf GTI. Or, do you know how many parts it shares with? With the Porsche 924 owners, Ben. You fell asleep. That's a beauty. Yeah, it's mainly a Sirocco. Yeah, but it's still a Skoda.
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204b · clerk B.J.W.
The Silver Fox on the Fiverr side pitch who turns up in a really old football strip just to prove he's been playing for longer than you kids have been alive.
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-217 · clerk J.B.
If a Northwest group of students fired a rocket to Mars for exploration, they would release the Blackburn Rover. ‡
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-201 · clerk M.L.
The 11% guest ale in a pub that no one drinks.
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-204b · clerk B.J.W.
A dad walking around a new holiday destination on the first morning to find the best place for a full English and a cheek pint.
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-217 · clerk G.L.S.
A bubble in a carpet that just moves around the room.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-201 · clerk D.E.H.
That mate of yours, has split up with his missus for the tenth time and asked to sleep on a different friend's sofa each week until he can be persuaded to let him back into the family home.
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-201 · clerk B.J.W.
Any retired sportsman who's fallen on hard times and will do anything for a few quid.
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-201 · clerk D.E.H.
A stray dog that befriends you and your family on holiday.
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-217 · clerk R.O.M.
The non-finishing greyhound that goes AWOL.
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-204b · clerk D.E.H.
The dog that managed to make it into the school playground and causes carnage, because every kid rushes to the window like they've never seen a dog before.
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-201 · clerk S.T.A.
The aging long-distance lorry driver who joins midweek salsa dancing classes in faraway towns just to get close to the ladies.
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-204b · clerk M.L.
A holiday rental car with pre-existing damage.
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-201 · clerk R.O.M.
That one friend who refuses to get in the taxi with the group at the end of the night so he can find somewhere that's open for one more pint.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-201 · clerk R.O.M.
Using both the car sat-nav and Google Maps on your phone to see which is quicker.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204 · clerk R.O.M.