Top Definition
The random stray traffic cone that you encounter on the way home from a session and you're drunk, recently single, instantly believes to be a direct line to his ex and shares his undying love for her at the top of his voice through said traffic cone to the delight and admiration of the newly awakened local residents. §
Submitted by: [redacted] Contributor Record Sealed · 16 February 2019
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-201 · clerk R.O.M.
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filed in Vol. I, drawer 4, shelf 6
See also TML-1876 (q.v.) · TML-1514 (q.v.)