Anyone returning from a skiing holiday in a wheelchair.
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204b · clerk M.L.
See also TML-2870 (q.v.) · TML-4017 (q.v.) · TML-0297 (q.v.)
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A FIFA accountant or anyone who eats any family-sized portion of chocolate. Like a whole tin of chocolate or a whole family bar. ‡
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204 · clerk N.R.
Anyone who's so hungry they will eat the only thing left in the fridge, i.e. mouldy cheese.
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-201 · clerk J.B.
That friend who's always on hand to open a bottle of beer with his teeth.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-217 · clerk S.T.A.
Anyone who manages to catch the bits of chocolate from a magnum when you bite into it. *
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204b · clerk J.B.
The neutral friend trying to break up a brawl by standing between two fighters.
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204 · clerk M.L.
The guy who's willing to risk the supermarket value brand cheese.
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-217 · clerk A.D.
Any chef that can't resist showing off his knife skills. ‡
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-201 · clerk R.O.M.
The overzealous father who insists anything can be a slave for their kids and demonstrates by crashing hard in a tea tray or a tyre.
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204 · clerk M.L.
Anyone walking along any path just staring at their mobile phone.
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-204b · clerk S.T.A.
Anyone or anything that always lands on its feet, i.e. a cat, your mate born with a silver spoon, Swiss banks. *
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204b · clerk G.L.S.
Anyone just sitting on a fence.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204 · clerk P.W.
A teenage boy who jumps over a handrail and calls it parkour.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-217 · clerk C.P.
Any toddler when they get to the stage of walking with no fear of danger.
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204 · clerk N.R.
When your bread dives off your fondue skewer into the pot when you're twisting the cheese.
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-217 · clerk R.O.M.
That guy that will turn into a contortionist in order to make sure his Patek stroke Rolex is in every photo of him.
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204 · clerk N.R.
Any goalkeeper that dives really theatrically for a simple catch. *
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204b · clerk N.R.
Any white van driver that seems to speed up through the width restrictions.
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-217 · clerk P.W.
That mate that does the dare first before anyone else, and everyone else just looks on in amazement thinking, Christ, he's actually going to do it.
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-204 · clerk N.R.