When I was at that hotel, and I said, I want my refund for the first two days. And every time I went to ask them, it was always the next shift on that you need to talk to. It's whenever you're just in a holding pattern, where everyone tells you it's the next guy you want to speak to.
Submitted by: [redacted]█████████Contributor Record Sealed · 3 June 2022
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-201 · clerk D.E.H.
That two or three trusted restaurant circuit you create on holiday. Or you just keep going back because you've been okay there.
Submitted by: [redacted]█████████ · 3 June 2022
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-217 · clerk N.R.
0
D03
The round robin of foreign players to a lower league football team just because the towns have been twins.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 3 June 2022
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-204 · clerk M.L.
0
D04
When three drivers get to a mini roundabout at the same time and no one knows who's going first.
Submitted by: [redacted]█████████ · 3 June 2022
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-204 · clerk P.W.
0
D05
The circle of people moving around at all-inclusive buffet breakfast.
Submitted by: [redacted]█████████ · 3 June 2022
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204 · clerk J.B.
0
D06
Any automated customer service phone system where you end up being cut off.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 3 June 2022
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-201 · clerk R.O.M.
0
D07
The standard fire risk automated roller toaster on an all-inclusive roller.
Submitted by: [redacted]█████████ · 3 June 2022
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-217 · clerk A.D.
0
D08
The time in the transfer window when a player is supposedly either going to Real Madrid or Barcelona. All summer long. ‡
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 3 June 2022
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204 · clerk P.W.
0
D09
The bus journey from the plane to arrivals which takes all of four seconds, which is about 30 minutes longer than walking.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 3 June 2022
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-217 · clerk A.D.
0
D10
That one bar that always seems to be a different establishment each time you go into town on a second.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 3 June 2022
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-217 · clerk G.L.S.
0
D11
The spin that the triumvirate of Busquets, Javi and Iniesta left the rest of the world in from about 2008 to 2014.
Submitted by: [redacted]█████████ · 3 June 2022
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-217 · clerk G.L.S.
0
D12
Just when your plane is stacked prior to land.
Submitted by: [redacted]█████████ · 3 June 2022
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204b · clerk R.O.M.
0
D13
Tinder in Benidorm.
Submitted by: [redacted]█████████ · 3 June 2022
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-204b · clerk P.W.
0
D14
What you feel you're on when you think I haven't drunk that much. You're a holiday in Spain. You've had a local cocktail or a liqueur called something like 43 or Toros. And suddenly you're anything with a bull on it and you're lying in bed and you're just going round and round.
Submitted by: [redacted]█████████ · 3 June 2022
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-201 · clerk G.L.S.
0
D15
When you have a little nap in the day and you wake up and you've got no idea what time of day or night it is.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 3 June 2022
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-204b · clerk R.O.M.
0
D16
Dodgems.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 11 June 2022
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-217 · clerk A.D.
0
‡Original submission redacted; reconstructed from index.