The Old Petworth Pat-Down

When the person in the sandwich bar uses tongs, picks up an item of your sandwich, places said item onto the sandwich, and then for no reason pats the tongs on the item on the sandwich as if there is a two window where the components might float away

verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-201 · clerk M.L.

See also TML-1159 (q.v.)