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The dirty, dusty patches interspersed with clean panels that slowly appear on your drying car after a crap wash job.
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-204 · clerk R.O.M.
The dirty, dusty patches interspersed with clean panels that slowly appear on your drying car after a crap wash job.
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-204 · clerk R.O.M.
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Trying to hit the small X to close the advert on your phone on the first attempt without missing and launching the App Store.
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-201 · clerk M.L.
That member of your family who, despite constantly trying new options, constantly ends up in the worst seat on the plane.
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-217 · clerk R.O.M.
When you end up having a real fake argument with the ground crew, because you've been split up from the rest of your family on a long-haul flight, and you try to think, but I'm five rows ahead of my family.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204b · clerk S.T.A.
When you're in a restaurant, you've forgotten your glasses and have to take a photo of a menu, Zoom in and whisper to your wife, it says calamari.
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204b · clerk P.W.
When you lose the drawstring of your hoodie back into the hood
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204b · clerk M.L.
When you find a tenner in your pocket that you forgot about
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-217 · clerk G.L.S.
When you get caught in the rain without an umbrella and you have to use your shirt to cover your head
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-201 · clerk C.P.
A bag that you carry around with you that has all the essentials, but you never actually use any of them †
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-204 · clerk J.B.
The bag you take to the pub that has everything in it except what you actually need
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204b · clerk R.O.M.
The bag that you take to a festival that has all the things you think you might need but never do *
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-201 · clerk M.L.
The bag that you take to work that has all your lunch in it but you end up buying lunch anyway ⁂
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204b · clerk N.R.
A handbag that has been used to carry a burrito
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-217 · clerk R.O.M.
A bag that you take to a Mexican restaurant and fill with all the leftover chips and salsa
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-217 · clerk H.M.
A handbag that is full of random items you don't need but can't bear to throw away †
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-217 · clerk C.P.
The bag you take to a fiesta that ends up being filled with all the things you didn't want to take home ¶
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-217 · clerk H.M.
Obvious fake goods *
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-217 · clerk S.T.A.