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Entry #2568 · Public Archive · TML 276.4 / SLG.B

The Old Mexican Handbag

Top Definition

Def. 01 of 17
The dirty, dusty patches interspersed with clean panels that slowly appear on your drying car after a crap wash job.
Submitted by: [redacted] Contributor Record Sealed · 16 April 2022

verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-204 · clerk R.O.M.

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This definition: 1 · Entry total: 17

Endorsements logged to TML-2568/D01

File index · TML-2568 · 17 records · select a ref to view
RefContributorRegionFiledEnd.
D01 [redacted] 16 Apr 20221
D02 [redacted] 16 Apr 20221
D03 [redacted] 16 Apr 20221
D04 [redacted] 16 Apr 20221
D05 [redacted] 16 Apr 20221
D06 [redacted] 22 Oct 20221
D07 [redacted] 22 Oct 20221
D08 [redacted] 22 Oct 20221
D09 [redacted] 15 Jul 20231
D10 [redacted] 15 Jul 20231
D11 [redacted] 15 Jul 20231
D12 [redacted] 15 Jul 20231
D13 [redacted] 6 Dec 20251
D14 [redacted] 6 Dec 20251
D15 [redacted] 6 Dec 20251
D16 [redacted] 6 Dec 20251
D17 [redacted] 4 Apr 20261

Alternate Definitions

D02

Trying to hit the small X to close the advert on your phone on the first attempt without missing and launching the App Store.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 16 April 2022

verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-201 · clerk M.L.

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D03

That member of your family who, despite constantly trying new options, constantly ends up in the worst seat on the plane.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 16 April 2022

verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-217 · clerk R.O.M.

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D04

When you end up having a real fake argument with the ground crew, because you've been split up from the rest of your family on a long-haul flight, and you try to think, but I'm five rows ahead of my family.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 16 April 2022

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204b · clerk S.T.A.

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D05

When you're in a restaurant, you've forgotten your glasses and have to take a photo of a menu, Zoom in and whisper to your wife, it says calamari.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 16 April 2022

verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204b · clerk P.W.

0
D06

When you lose the drawstring of your hoodie back into the hood

Submitted by: [redacted] · 22 October 2022

verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204b · clerk M.L.

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D07

When you find a tenner in your pocket that you forgot about

Submitted by: [redacted] · 22 October 2022

verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-217 · clerk G.L.S.

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D08

When you get caught in the rain without an umbrella and you have to use your shirt to cover your head

Submitted by: [redacted] · 22 October 2022

verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-201 · clerk C.P.

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D09

A bag that you carry around with you that has all the essentials, but you never actually use any of them

Submitted by: [redacted] · 15 July 2023

verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-204 · clerk J.B.

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D10

The bag you take to the pub that has everything in it except what you actually need

Submitted by: [redacted] · 15 July 2023

verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204b · clerk R.O.M.

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D11

The bag that you take to a festival that has all the things you think you might need but never do *

Submitted by: [redacted] · 15 July 2023

verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-201 · clerk M.L.

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D12

The bag that you take to work that has all your lunch in it but you end up buying lunch anyway

Submitted by: [redacted] · 15 July 2023

verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204b · clerk N.R.

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D13

A handbag that has been used to carry a burrito

Submitted by: [redacted] · 6 December 2025

verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-217 · clerk R.O.M.

0
D14

A bag that you take to a Mexican restaurant and fill with all the leftover chips and salsa

Submitted by: [redacted] · 6 December 2025

verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-217 · clerk H.M.

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D15

A handbag that is full of random items you don't need but can't bear to throw away

Submitted by: [redacted] · 6 December 2025

verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-217 · clerk C.P.

0
D16

The bag you take to a fiesta that ends up being filled with all the things you didn't want to take home

Submitted by: [redacted] · 6 December 2025

verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-217 · clerk H.M.

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D17

Obvious fake goods *

Submitted by: [redacted] · 4 April 2026

verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-217 · clerk S.T.A.

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  1. Variant spelling recorded in Vol. II; not consolidated.
  2. Cross-reference deferred to next revision.
  3. Use disputed between two regional registers.
  4. Region note pending confirmation from contributor.
  5. Use disputed between two regional registers.
  6. Earlier instance reported but never filed.