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Pub & Bar ConductVol. I Confidence: Moderate
Entry #3823 · Public Archive · TML 095.9 / WRK.V

The Old Melbourne Beret

First filed 4 April 2025 · Re-filed 4 April 2025 clerical re-stamp.

Top Definition

Def. 01 of 9
The head on a really well-poured pint of lager.
Submitted by: [redacted] Contributor Record Sealed · 4 April 2025

verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-201 · clerk D.E.H.

Public Endorsement
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This definition: 1 · Entry total: 9

Endorsements logged to TML-3823/D01

filed in Vol. I, drawer 7, shelf 1

See also TML-3669 (q.v.) · TML-1254 (q.v.) · TML-1395 (q.v.)

File index · TML-3823 · 9 records · select a ref to view
RefContributorRegionFiledEnd.
D01 [redacted] 4 Apr 20251
D02 [redacted] 4 Apr 20251
D03 [redacted] 4 Apr 20251
D04 [redacted] 4 Apr 20251
D05 [redacted] 4 Apr 20251
D06 [redacted] 4 Apr 20251
D07 [redacted] 4 Apr 20251
D08 [redacted] 4 Apr 20251
D09 [redacted] 4 Apr 20251

Alternate Definitions

D02

That one lone frisbee stuck on the shed roof or in a tree that you can't get down.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 4 April 2025

verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204b · clerk J.B.

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D03

The bloke down the pub who is obviously lying about being in the special forces.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 4 April 2025

verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-201 · clerk N.R.

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D04

That squeezing, almost crushing feeling one gets in the head from drinking in the sun all day.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 4 April 2025

verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-201 · clerk G.L.S.

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D05

That patch of hair on an otherwise bald head. *

Submitted by: [redacted] · 4 April 2025

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-217 · clerk G.L.S.

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D06

When a seagull does its business with the accuracy of a heat-seeking missile, landing a direct hit on your bonce.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 4 April 2025

verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-217 · clerk D.E.H.

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D07

That scruffy top knot someone with long hair creates during a long, hot day.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 4 April 2025

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204 · clerk H.M.

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D08

Pouring a pint of Foster's over someone's head. Example, he's getting on my nerves. I gave him the old Melbourne beret.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 4 April 2025

verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204 · clerk N.R.

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D09

A sight hat, a hard hat.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 4 April 2025

verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-201 · clerk M.L.

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  1. Variant spelling recorded in Vol. II; not consolidated.
  2. Earlier instance reported but never filed.
  3. Use disputed between two regional registers.