Top Definition
An inexplicably strong hangover.
Submitted by: [redacted] Contributor Record Sealed · 18 August 2023
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204 · clerk J.B.
Public Endorsement
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filed in Vol. I, drawer 7, shelf 1
Bodily MisadventureVol. I Confidence: Moderate
Entry #3175 · Public Archive · TML 959.5 / SLG.B
The Old Hitchin Biffer
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| Ref | Contributor | Region | Filed | End. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| D01 | [redacted] | — | 18 Aug 2023 | 1 |
| D02 | [redacted] | — | 18 Aug 2023 | 1 |
| D03 | [redacted] | — | 18 Aug 2023 | 1 |
| D04 | [redacted] | — | 18 Aug 2023 | 1 |
| D05 | [redacted] | — | 18 Aug 2023 | 1 |
| D06 | [redacted] | — | 18 Aug 2023 | 1 |
| D07 | [redacted] | — | 18 Aug 2023 | 1 |
| D08 | [redacted] | — | 18 Aug 2023 | 1 |
| D09 | [redacted] | — | 18 Aug 2023 | 1 |
| D10 | [redacted] | — | 18 Aug 2023 | 1 |
| D11 | [redacted] | — | 18 Aug 2023 | 1 |
| D12 | [redacted] | — | 18 Aug 2023 | 1 |
| D13 | [redacted] | — | 18 Aug 2023 | 1 |
| D14 | [redacted] | — | 18 Aug 2023 | 1 |
| D15 | [redacted] | — | 18 Aug 2023 | 1 |
Alternate Definitions
D02
That sneaky hot chilli you weren't expecting when you're eating your curry, and you bite in, and you're like, what?
Submitted by: [redacted] · 18 August 2023
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-201 · clerk M.L.
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D03
A piece of farming equipment that looks like it's left in a field for much of a year, doesn't look like a plough or a harvest, and is used literally to do something heavy.
Submitted by: [redacted] · 18 August 2023
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204 · clerk N.R.
0
D04
Those springs you get at the end of a train platform terminus. ¶
Submitted by: [redacted] · 18 August 2023
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-201 · clerk D.E.H.
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D05
Those people who, any time they give you a story of what happened, it always involves, at the end, having to give someone a clump.
Submitted by: [redacted] · 18 August 2023
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-204b · clerk H.M.
0
D06
A small car stop so the huge bloke gets out of it. Unexpectedly huge people getting out of small cars.
Submitted by: [redacted] · 18 August 2023
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204b · clerk M.L.
0
D07
The inexplicably large piece of fish the chippy serve up when you ask for cotton chips.
Submitted by: [redacted] · 18 August 2023
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-201 · clerk C.P.
0
D08
The indentation left in your leather settee an hour after your mother-in-law leaves. ‡
Submitted by: [redacted] · 18 August 2023
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-201 · clerk C.P.
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D09
When a heavy item falls out of a kitchen cupboard and bonks you on the head.
Submitted by: [redacted] · 18 August 2023
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-217 · clerk S.T.A.
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D10
What you say when you want to swear, but the kids are around. ¶
Submitted by: [redacted] · 18 August 2023
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204 · clerk D.E.H.
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D11
That one enormous crisp in the bag, nestled in amongst regular-sized crisps.
Submitted by: [redacted] · 18 August 2023
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204 · clerk G.L.S.
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D12
First bird poo to hit the car fresh out of a car wash. ⁂
Submitted by: [redacted] · 18 August 2023
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-204b · clerk M.L.
0
D13
The haircut we all had during lockdown.
Submitted by: [redacted] · 18 August 2023
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-201 · clerk M.L.
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D14
One of those champion slap-down comments out of nowhere from a normally meek person.
Submitted by: [redacted] · 18 August 2023
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-201 · clerk C.P.
0
D15
The dispatching tool used in slaughterhouses.
Submitted by: [redacted] · 18 August 2023
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204b · clerk S.T.A.
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- Original submission redacted; reconstructed from index.
- Region note pending confirmation from contributor.
- Region note pending confirmation from contributor.
- Original submission redacted; reconstructed from index.