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Entry #1369 · Public Archive · TML 074.7 / FLK.II

The Old Greenwich Gap

Top Definition

Def. 01 of 12
You know when you see a shop and it looks like it's a franchise, but it's the only one you've ever seen. But somehow it feels franchise-ish. It's one of those clothes shops. Things like Shandy's. Or you go and it's one of those sort of, it's like the baker's oven. And you think that looks like it could be a big franchise.
Submitted by: [redacted] Contributor Record Sealed · 14 February 2020

verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-217 · clerk R.O.M.

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This definition: 1 · Entry total: 12

Endorsements logged to TML-1369/D01

filed in Vol. I, drawer 1, shelf 1

See also TML-2501 (q.v.) · TML-3198 (q.v.)

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Alternate Definitions

D02

The distance, the old Greenwich gap between you and someone who's very drunk and you're trying to move back, but they want to try and get a bit more inside you, space. The physical distance. Because they think you're not. And they just misjudge it.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 14 February 2020

verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204b · clerk J.B.

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D03

The inch of air maintained between yourself and a stranger on a packed tube or train. It has to always be there at all times. At least that inch, yeah. It's a force field.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 14 February 2020

verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-201 · clerk B.J.W.

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D04

What a South London gangster crosses when he ventures into another firm's territory.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 14 February 2020

verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-204b · clerk G.L.S.

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D05

A shop where young hip sailors get their gear.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 14 February 2020

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-217 · clerk C.P.

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D06

The cracked pavement with white paint around it. Like some sort of crime scene.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 14 February 2020

verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204 · clerk C.P.

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D07

The time between your alarm going off and when you finally drag yourself out of bed.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 14 February 2020

verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-201 · clerk R.O.M.

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D08

The term used to describe the dangerously small space between two cars that you jump into to avoid sitting in a queue.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 14 February 2020

verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-204 · clerk C.P.

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D09

The parking space your mum has to get out of the car and let your dad, the crafty veteran, reverse into. And then he's added, he's still got it.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 14 February 2020

verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-217 · clerk A.D.

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D10

The tan line left by your watch strap.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 14 February 2020

verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-217 · clerk A.D.

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D11

The slight delay that all 90s international news correspondents had. But it wasn only that though. It was always thinking they lost the signal. Sort of moving their heads around like a sort of coot. And then always talking over each other.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 14 February 2020

verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-201 · clerk M.L.

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D12

That split second between dropping something and it hitting the floor. When everything sort of goes in slow motion.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 14 February 2020

verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-217 · clerk H.M.

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  1. Cross-reference deferred to next revision.
  2. Variant spelling recorded in Vol. II; not consolidated.