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Bodily MisadventureVol. I Confidence: Moderate
Entry #0820 · Public Archive · TML 029.0 / WRK.V

The Old Greek Trapeze

Top Definition

Def. 01 of 10
Constantly moving in and out of your unarranged overdraft.
Submitted by: [redacted] Contributor Record Sealed · 23 August 2018

verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-201 · clerk C.P.

Public Endorsement
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This definition: 1 · Entry total: 10

Endorsements logged to TML-0820/D01

filed in Vol. I, drawer 4, shelf 3
File index · TML-0820 · 10 records · select a ref to view
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D01 [redacted] 23 Aug 20181
D02 [redacted] 23 Aug 20181
D03 [redacted] 23 Aug 20181
D04 [redacted] 23 Aug 20181
D05 [redacted] 23 Aug 20181
D06 [redacted] 23 Aug 20181
D07 [redacted] 23 Aug 20181
D08 [redacted] 23 Aug 20181
D09 [redacted] 23 Aug 20181
D10 [redacted] 23 Aug 20181

Alternate Definitions

D02

When walking with two adults holding a child's hand between them and they wish to be swung high into the air by both partners.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 23 August 2018

verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-201 · clerk R.O.M.

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D03

When someone owes you money, but then they pass that debt on to someone else who owes them money and then tells you get it from them instead.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 23 August 2018

verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-204b · clerk S.T.A.

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D04

When you know you're walking the fine line between divorce or becoming a love god.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 23 August 2018

verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204b · clerk J.B.

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D05

The manoeuvre my husband does from couch to couch when an SOS, that's spider on steroids runs across the floor.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 23 August 2018

verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-217 · clerk A.D.

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D06

When you're only 5 foot tall and you're trying to hang on to the handrail above your head on the tube.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 23 August 2018

verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-217 · clerk P.W.

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D07

That silly tiptoe action you do when walking through puddles thinking it's not going to get your feet wet. §

Submitted by: [redacted] · 23 August 2018

verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-204 · clerk B.J.W.

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D08

The straight line that policemen get a drunk driver to walk.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 23 August 2018

verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-204b · clerk S.T.A.

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D09

When you casually try to jump over a small wall or chain fence and catch your feet on it and your whole life flashes before your eyes.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 23 August 2018

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-201 · clerk B.J.W.

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D10

An old golden leathery tanned man on a beach wearing a mankini.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 23 August 2018

verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-201 · clerk C.P.

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  1. Earlier instance reported but never filed.
  2. Earlier instance reported but never filed.
  3. Cross-reference deferred to next revision.
  4. Variant spelling recorded in Vol. II; not consolidated.