When you get into an Uber and it got some horrible covers over the seats just because you know someone been a bit icky in there. It means you can bring the armrest down. §
Submitted by: [redacted]█████████Contributor Record Sealed · 24 May 2019
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-204b · clerk S.T.A.
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D03
When you're lying on the couch and you're just trying to put all the scatter cushions over yourself.
Submitted by: [redacted]█████████ · 24 May 2019
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-201 · clerk D.E.H.
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D04
Either a heavy overcoat thrown over a bed for more warmth.
Submitted by: [redacted]█████████ · 24 May 2019
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204b · clerk S.T.A.
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D05
The pile of coats on the bed at a party.
Submitted by: [redacted]█████████ · 24 May 2019
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-217 · clerk M.L.
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D06
When you're driving, and suddenly you just feel that heaviness over your eyes. You think, I've got to go. Oh, you're going to sleep. I've got to pull over. Dangerous sleep. ⁂
Submitted by: [redacted]█████████ · 24 May 2019
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-217 · clerk B.J.W.
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D07
When you drink enough alcohol that no level of coldness could require you to need a coat.
Submitted by: [redacted]████████████ · 24 May 2019
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-217 · clerk D.E.H.
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D08
The dusty, heavily reduced duvet in Asda that no one wants to buy.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 24 May 2019
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-217 · clerk G.L.S.
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D09
The Legionnaire's disease-ridden heating that envelops you when you go into a shop in the winter.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 24 May 2019
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204b · clerk J.B.
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D10
The comforting armour mate puts round you when something disastrous has happened. E.g. your girlfriend's left you, your team's been beaten in the championship playoffs, or you've come last in a European singing competition.
Submitted by: [redacted]████████████ · 24 May 2019
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-217 · clerk R.O.M.
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D11
What you call the full body hair overcoat, overcoat sported by the over-tanned, slightly rotund gentleman on an Eastern European beach.
Submitted by: [redacted]█████████ · 24 May 2019
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-217 · clerk B.J.W.
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D12
When you wake up on the bathroom floor after a night on the town and somebody has kindly placed a tiny towel over your legs.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 24 May 2019
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-217 · clerk H.M.
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D13
The emergency blankets older people keep in the car that's never been used.