First filed 5 July 2019 · Re-filed 5 July 2019 clerical re-stamp.
That mate who gives any kind of amateur cures for things. Like, you've got really bad stomachache, you really feel sick, and they'll go, flat Sprite. That's what you want, mate. Just get a flat Sprite, and you have that with some pretzels. §
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-201 · clerk P.W.
See also TML-3295 (q.v.)
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Just a kebab shop.
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204b · clerk S.T.A.
Just an off-license.
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-217 · clerk G.L.S.
Just any of those kind of adverts you see, or you go past one of those shops, that just offer cures for sleeplessness, tension, anxiety, stress, hair loss.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204b · clerk B.J.W.
The first aider in a primary school whose answer and cure to every injury was wrap it in a wet towel.
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-217 · clerk M.L.
Your mum.
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-204b · clerk B.J.W.
The lady in the office who always has a drawer full of painkillers for any occasion.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-201 · clerk P.W.
The Sunday League physio who can treat all ailments from being winded to near death with a first aid bag which consists of nothing more than deep heat spray, a tub of Vaseline and a tub of Vicks Vaporub, which has never been opened, and some bandaging that he has no idea how to use.
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-201 · clerk A.D.
That mate always takes a loo roll on holiday.
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-204b · clerk S.T.A.
The army medic solution to all ailments, including broken bones, tube grip and brufin. ¶
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-204 · clerk R.O.M.
Your friend that would write you a note to get you out of PE. *
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-217 · clerk H.M.
That local shop that's got a labyrinth of hidden rooms round each corner, each with its own supposed category ending up right out the back of nowhere with plasters and cheap paracetamol. ⁂
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-201 · clerk N.R.
When you hurt your leg as a child and your dad would say that needs chopping off.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204 · clerk R.O.M.
The name of that magic tree scent in minicabs and Ubers that makes you feel instantly nauseous.
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-201 · clerk N.R.
The cupboard in your house that's got every ailment covered, except that one you want.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204b · clerk N.R.