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Entry #0990 · Public Archive · TML 900.0 / SPT.II

The Old Cuban Caterer

Top Definition

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That friend, no matter what you're cooking, they go, yeah, you're better off grilling it. They always recommend the grill.
Submitted by: [redacted] Contributor Record Sealed · 8 February 2019

verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-201 · clerk M.L.

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This definition: 1 · Entry total: 12

Endorsements logged to TML-0990/D01

filed in Vol. I, drawer 6, shelf 5
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Alternate Definitions

D02

That chef that dances around a lot, making a lot of noise, that he's not actually doing any work. Just a loud chef. Just loud, yeah. And foreign. Just shouting stuff and moving around busily. Loud and Latin. Yeah, not serving anything.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 8 February 2019

verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-217 · clerk P.W.

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D03

That mate who decides they're going to make a late night drunken snack and brings back something. No, like baked beans with rice. No, it's better if you fry it before you boil it. When you're actually just in a house, you're just rustling it up from just any old crap that's in the fridge. It's like a pasta with hot dog. in Philadelphia. And I've put some mayo in there. What's this then? Oh, that's the end of the Doritos. I shoved them in the bottle. It's tuna and hot dog with Philadelphia on penne.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 8 February 2019

verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-217 · clerk J.B.

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D04

Just when you add cheese to anything.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 8 February 2019

verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-201 · clerk J.B.

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D05

The friends that wherever and whenever there's a barbecue, they always turn up with pre-marinated things and over-the-top foods and they take over the cooking.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 8 February 2019

verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204 · clerk G.L.S.

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D06

Simply a vending machine.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 8 February 2019

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204 · clerk H.M.

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D07

The friend that always insists on a hot food dish that is always helped by adding rum.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 8 February 2019

verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-201 · clerk B.J.W.

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D08

The one friend that waits till everyone is drunk enough before he whips out tree-sized cigars and makes everyone smoke.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 8 February 2019

verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-217 · clerk H.M.

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D09

Any time you use more than three pans when cooking a meal.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 8 February 2019

verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-217 · clerk N.R.

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D10

The friend who organised a dinner party, then asks all attendees to bring a specific course with them. therefore providing no actual catering themselves.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 8 February 2019

verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-201 · clerk P.W.

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D11

When you're run out of normal plates, normal size plates, and have to use whatever you have left to serve food. Sauces, chopping boards, etc.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 8 February 2019

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204b · clerk J.B.

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D12

The man who cooks your books.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 8 February 2019

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204 · clerk G.L.S.

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