First filed 17 December 2021 · Re-filed 17 December 2021 clerical re-stamp.
A shortcut so obscure the sat-nav will be telling you to make a U-turn.
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-204 · clerk M.L.
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The wooden chip forks you get, which just won't work at picking up either fish or chips.
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-204b · clerk H.M.
When you give in to your inability to use chopsticks, and you just stab your food to get it into your mouth.
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-217 · clerk G.L.S.
The one fork that doesn't match any of the sets you own and you're not entirely sure where it came from and you use it for the dog stroke cat food. ¶
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204b · clerk D.E.H.
That piece of indistinguishable craftwork, pottery or woodwork your child proudly brings home from school.
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204 · clerk G.L.S.
Your mate's trick shot at Paul that inevitably goes wrong, misses everything, and leaves a rip in the base. ⁂
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-217 · clerk M.L.
A metal coat hanger sellotaped upside down to the old telly in the conservatory as a makeshift aerial.
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-204b · clerk C.P.
The giant prong you use on the barbecue to turn your meat over. Far more impressive and carnal. Carnivorous than using tongs.
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-201 · clerk N.R.
The name given to any time you use an item of cutlery for its unintended purpose So a spoon to remove a bike tyre or a knife to undo a screw usually to change the batteries. †
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-217 · clerk C.P.
Using each finger for a separate bag of shopping to save another trip to the car booth from the front door. A pinky may snap off from the weight of six pints of milk, but well worth saving 30 seconds.
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204 · clerk J.B.
The decision you have to make at a multi-lane fast food drive-thru.
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-201 · clerk C.P.
The three-pronged twisty thing your old uncle has to pull up weeds.
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-204b · clerk D.E.H.
The position adopted by men on sunbeds in loose-fitting shorts trying to tan the inner thigh.
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-204b · clerk J.B.