First filed 27 June 2025 · Re-filed 27 June 2025 — clerical re-stamp.
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Def. 01 of 10
One of those, you know, you sort of walk into a sweet shop or whatever, I don't know what they're called. A sweet shop. There's a chiller, yeah? And you, with drinks in it. And they're just not cold. It's the same temperature as a shelf. It's just a shelf that buzzes. And has lights in it. Because the turnover, so they're just, and also, they're not restocking from the back because they're too lazy. They've just taken some cans of Coke. I know what we're doing, some cans of drinks. We'll just replace the ones that have gone with some warm ones from the stock room. §
Submitted by: [redacted]█████████Contributor Record Sealed · 27 June 2025
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-217 · clerk J.B.
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That fridge that guards the snacks If you know, you know
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 27 June 2025
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-201 · clerk N.R.
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D03
Utterly ineffective minibars in your bedroom. I mean, in a hotel room. Or you open the minibar and there's just two bottles of water in there. You think, what happened to booze? †
Submitted by: [redacted]█████████ · 27 June 2025
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-201 · clerk D.E.H.
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D04
The sound you make when you walk into an air-conditioned shop when it's boiling outside.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 27 June 2025
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-201 · clerk R.O.M.
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D05
When you roll up your short t sleeves as far as they go
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 27 June 2025
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-201 · clerk A.D.
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D06
The person who crabs any good ideas that are conjured up in the pub. No, that'll be rubbish. I don't want to do that. The thing is, though, people will just steal it, won't they? People will just take them. There's no point. I think there's already an app for that, isn't there? No, there's already loads of apps that do that.
Submitted by: [redacted]█████████ · 27 June 2025
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-201 · clerk R.O.M.
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D07
Just a wind turbine
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 27 June 2025
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-217 · clerk M.L.
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D08
When you flip your pillow over in the middle of the night.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 27 June 2025
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204b · clerk C.P.
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D09
When you're stuck in a tailback in a car with no air conditioning for hours and hours.
Submitted by: [redacted]█████████ · 27 June 2025
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204 · clerk C.P.
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D10
The moment happens when you get to Exeter, when you're going to Cornwall on a family holiday, which we used to every summer to see my grandparents down in Foy. And you get to Exeter and you're driving there, taunt him and everything. And you think, oh, we must be getting near now. And then. You don't realise. And then suddenly you see a mileage sign. And it's generally just before a large traffic jam, around about Torton. And you realize you're not even halfway there. Not even halfway. Because Britain just goes on. It does. It's like a cruel extension. Do you know what I mean? He keeps going. He just keeps going. You say, are we nearly there yet? And he goes, we're another three and a half hours.