The Old Chichester Squirrel

When you dish up any dinner and give yourself a little more than everyone else. Because you made the dinner.

verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-201 · clerk A.D.

When you have your favourite chocolate bar and you attempt to nibble all the chocolate off the outside before you devour the rest in the middle.

verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-217 · clerk J.B.

A hoarder. It's someone who just hoards. It sticks everything away.

verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-217 · clerk P.W.

When you come back and the house is tidy and you sit down and you're just by yourself. You had a few drinks, get a bit of a munch on. You watch a bit of telly. And you come down the next day and it's like, who the hell? What the hell happened? *

verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-201 · clerk N.R.

What you become when you're messy at home. Overnight, yeah.

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204 · clerk D.E.H.

An upper-class con man who pours the bar snack nuts into his pocket.

verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204 · clerk H.M.

A little used and barely legal wrestling hold.

verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-201 · clerk S.T.A.

The name of that bushy type of moustache that Dick Strawbridge has.

verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-217 · clerk H.M.

The old lady who hides wads of cash around the house, such as an empty 1980s washed-out tin of Lion's Golden Syrup. Full of cash.

verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204b · clerk N.R.

When you think you have a bargain, but you actually paid regular price for it.

verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204b · clerk M.L.

The old lady who keeps wads of cash tucked away in various places in her bungalow.

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-217 · clerk G.L.S.

When you're at a house party and the host is actively tidying away full bottles of alcohol.

verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-201 · clerk S.T.A.