Going to the fridge for a snack. Finding nothing worthwhile. Settling for a slice of cheese. Repeat until none left.
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-201 · clerk N.R.
See also TML-3062 (q.v.) · TML-2450 (q.v.) · TML-3514 (q.v.)
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The ridiculous amount of cheese consumed at Christmas, often partaken with a drop of port around 11 p.m.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-201 · clerk J.B.
The orange residue you get on your fingers after eating an entire pack of Doritos. †
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-204 · clerk R.O.M.
Your dog breath after he spent the past hour teening himself.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-201 · clerk N.R.
When you're drunk and can't be bothered to get a knife. So you just bite a piece off. The wife then finds teeth marks in the cheese. And you can't lie about it because it's your teeth. *
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-201 · clerk M.L.
The crease on my bulldog Rocky's face.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-217 · clerk J.B.
The cider drinking what takes place after the harvest.
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-217 · clerk S.T.A.
The hole that's left when people have those stretcher earrings.
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-201 · clerk R.O.M.
The gap between the car and the pavement when you're parallel parked really badly.
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204 · clerk P.W.
The name of the school Harry's child used to go to before he moved to England. ¶
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-217 · clerk R.O.M.
That location in a high school set American movie where some unspeakable tragedy has happened, which comes back to haunt the new arrival.
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-204b · clerk H.M.
That duvet cover that devours the rest of the load in the washing machine.
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-217 · clerk M.L.
When you eat too much cheese but have zero regret.
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204 · clerk A.D.