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Bodily MisadventureVol. I Confidence: Moderate
Entry #0932 · Public Archive · TML 262.6 / FLK.I

The Old Carlisle Menace

Top Definition

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When you're in an airport and there's one child in a larger party that just seems to be feral. They're sort of looking around like they're out of breath going, go around the back, go around the back, go around the back. He's on a mission. He's thinking, no, you're going to a plane. This isn't a time to hide. And they're sort of peeking around like a rack in smiths, like they're sort of hiding. And their hair's normally sort of forward like they've just had a fight.
Submitted by: [redacted] Contributor Record Sealed · 23 November 2018

verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204b · clerk R.O.M.

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This definition: 1 · Entry total: 11

Endorsements logged to TML-0932/D01

filed in Vol. I, drawer 8, shelf 6
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D07 [redacted] 23 Nov 20181
D08 [redacted] 23 Nov 20181
D09 [redacted] 23 Nov 20181
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D11 [redacted] 23 Nov 20181

Alternate Definitions

D02

Either driver fatigue or it's a long way to Carlisle. When you literally, your eyelids start to... You've got to pull over. There's been an advert on television. All those public warning ads start playing in your mind. If you get driver fatigue. It actually said on the advert. It just went, crack a window. It actually said, have a cigarette. Pull over and have a cup of coffee at the next convenience. Have a walk around. Just like a guy walking around the hard shoulder. Smoke a pipe. Have a brandy.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 23 November 2018

verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-201 · clerk G.L.S.

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D03

That particular grey, wet fog, the consistency of porridge.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 23 November 2018

verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204 · clerk H.M.

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D04

When you wake up after a big night drinking, you're thinking, wow, I haven't got a hangover. And then about an hour in.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 23 November 2018

verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-204b · clerk P.W.

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D05

An enthusiastic B&B owner who makes you tea and cakes and then holds you hostage. *

Submitted by: [redacted] · 23 November 2018

verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-217 · clerk S.T.A.

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D06

The guy who watches you on the bandit machine all night that puts one pound in and wins.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 23 November 2018

verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204 · clerk C.P.

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D07

When you've been stuck in a stop-start traffic jam on the M6 for hours and your whole left leg is becoming numb from all the constant gear changes in first and second gear due to a particularly stiff clutch pedal.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 23 November 2018

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-201 · clerk J.B.

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D08

The out-of-place and annoying nose hair that somehow survives every single trim.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 23 November 2018

verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-201 · clerk N.R.

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D09

Begbie from Trainspotting.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 23 November 2018

verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-217 · clerk C.P.

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D10

The angry Scotsman who been forced to live in England but doesn want to move too far south.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 23 November 2018

verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204b · clerk M.L.

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D11

The office prankster with the hilarious out message that no one finds funny.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 23 November 2018

verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204 · clerk G.L.S.

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