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Bodily MisadventureVol. I Confidence: Moderate
Entry #1677 · Public Archive · TML 465.1 / WRK.V

The Old Bromsgrove Chopstick

First filed 31 July 2020 · Re-filed 31 July 2020 clerical re-stamp.

Top Definition

Def. 01 of 14
The only tune you can play on an instrument. Really easy to learn. Like if you pick a recorder, you still remember... Or you go to a piano, you can still remember... It's not the most challenging melody. Or whatever. But that's what it is. On a guitar, you can play some bluesy thing.
Submitted by: [redacted] Contributor Record Sealed · 31 July 2020

verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204 · clerk A.D.

Public Endorsement
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This definition: 1 · Entry total: 14

Endorsements logged to TML-1677/D01

filed in Vol. I, drawer 9, shelf 2

See also TML-0821 (q.v.)

File index · TML-1677 · 14 records · select a ref to view
RefContributorRegionFiledEnd.
D01 [redacted] 31 Jul 20201
D02 [redacted] 31 Jul 20201
D03 [redacted] 31 Jul 20201
D04 [redacted] 31 Jul 20201
D05 [redacted] 31 Jul 20201
D06 [redacted] 31 Jul 20201
D07 [redacted] 31 Jul 20201
D08 [redacted] 31 Jul 20201
D09 [redacted] 31 Jul 20201
D10 [redacted] 31 Jul 20201
D11 [redacted] 31 Jul 20201
D12 [redacted] 31 Jul 20201
D13 [redacted] 31 Jul 20201
D14 [redacted] 31 Jul 20201

Alternate Definitions

D02

When you eat a meal just with a spoon.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 31 July 2020

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-201 · clerk S.T.A.

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D03

Whatever long thing you grab to try and fish something out from underneath furniture.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 31 July 2020

verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204b · clerk R.O.M.

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D04

Whatever you improvise as a piece of an eating utensil for a takeaway, when you're nowhere near cutlery. You can end up like bending the lid into a sort of spoon.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 31 July 2020

verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-201 · clerk R.O.M.

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D05

An Allen key. *

Submitted by: [redacted] · 31 July 2020

verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-204 · clerk A.D.

0
D06

A pool cue.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 31 July 2020

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204b · clerk J.B.

0
D07

The spindle of wood that falls into your garden after a neighbour had a firework display.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 31 July 2020

verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-204b · clerk N.R.

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D08

The utensil used to test if the mousetrap you've purchased actually works.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 31 July 2020

verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-217 · clerk P.W.

0
D09

The piece of wood you find to stir a tin of paint.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 31 July 2020

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-217 · clerk J.B.

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D10

Just the middle finger.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 31 July 2020

verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-217 · clerk C.P.

0
D11

The stick you use to scrape the dog poo from the tread in your shoe. *

Submitted by: [redacted] · 31 July 2020

verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204b · clerk D.E.H.

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D12

Just that little wooden fork you get with fish and chips.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 31 July 2020

verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-204b · clerk A.D.

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D13

The implement used to recover to recover stuffed dropped behind the radiator.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 31 July 2020

verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204 · clerk P.W.

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D14

Your fingers.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 31 July 2020

verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-201 · clerk P.W.

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  1. Use disputed between two regional registers.
  2. Variant spelling recorded in Vol. II; not consolidated.
  3. Earlier instance reported but never filed.