Just something scratching somewhere in the house. Just something. It could be anything. But the sound is the old Brentford mouse. Just something. Just scratching. What was that? What is that? What's that noise?
Submitted by: [redacted]█████████Contributor Record Sealed · 16 October 2020
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-201 · clerk G.L.S.
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Whenever you're going what's that with no real conclusion.
Submitted by: [redacted]█████████ · 16 October 2020
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204 · clerk J.B.
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D03
I think it's either a squiddle.
Submitted by: [redacted]█████████ · 16 October 2020
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204b · clerk P.W.
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D04
In a group of five lads. The art and dreams are like lads going out on the tar... Yeah, we all got out and drinking. There's always one small guy. He's usually, quote, the punchy one. Or the Brentford Mouse.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 16 October 2020
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-217 · clerk M.L.
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D05
A really rubbish hair piece. Yeah, bad syrup. Like Bruce's old one. Or Terry's comb-over. The old DJs used to have.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 16 October 2020
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-201 · clerk A.D.
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D06
The West London motorcycle delivery guy who can get through unfathomably, unconscionably small gaps in traffic on the A4.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 16 October 2020
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-204 · clerk J.B.
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D07
The noise made when dragging heavy machinery. You can see it but by God you can hear it screaming like a tiny high little death rattle.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 16 October 2020
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204 · clerk H.M.
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D08
The lump of stinking hair that I have to put out the plug hole after bathing my dog.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████████ · 16 October 2020
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-201 · clerk S.T.A.
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D09
The bubble in the carpet that won't go away, even if you hit it with a brush. †
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 16 October 2020
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204 · clerk A.D.
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D10
Your polite, quiet mate who's the nicest bloke ever and wouldn't hurt a mouse, then turns into a nutter and a liability during the lad's weekly five-a-side.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 16 October 2020
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-204 · clerk B.J.W.
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D11
The character of a terrible caravan park on the Isle of Sheppey. Yeah, we'll do Disneyland next year, I promise. *
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 16 October 2020
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-217 · clerk N.R.
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D12
The heightened nasal twitch expression you get before a false alarm sneeze.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 16 October 2020
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-201 · clerk C.P.
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†Region note pending confirmation from contributor.