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Entry #1782 · Public Archive · TML 621.6 / SLG.C

The Old Brentford Mouse

Top Definition

Def. 01 of 12
Just something scratching somewhere in the house. Just something. It could be anything. But the sound is the old Brentford mouse. Just something. Just scratching. What was that? What is that? What's that noise?
Submitted by: [redacted] Contributor Record Sealed · 16 October 2020

verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-201 · clerk G.L.S.

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This definition: 1 · Entry total: 12

Endorsements logged to TML-1782/D01

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D01 [redacted] 16 Oct 20201
D02 [redacted] 16 Oct 20201
D03 [redacted] 16 Oct 20201
D04 [redacted] 16 Oct 20201
D05 [redacted] 16 Oct 20201
D06 [redacted] 16 Oct 20201
D07 [redacted] 16 Oct 20201
D08 [redacted] 16 Oct 20201
D09 [redacted] 16 Oct 20201
D10 [redacted] 16 Oct 20201
D11 [redacted] 16 Oct 20201
D12 [redacted] 16 Oct 20201

Alternate Definitions

D02

Whenever you're going what's that with no real conclusion.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 16 October 2020

verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204 · clerk J.B.

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D03

I think it's either a squiddle.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 16 October 2020

verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204b · clerk P.W.

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D04

In a group of five lads. The art and dreams are like lads going out on the tar... Yeah, we all got out and drinking. There's always one small guy. He's usually, quote, the punchy one. Or the Brentford Mouse.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 16 October 2020

verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-217 · clerk M.L.

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D05

A really rubbish hair piece. Yeah, bad syrup. Like Bruce's old one. Or Terry's comb-over. The old DJs used to have.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 16 October 2020

verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-201 · clerk A.D.

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D06

The West London motorcycle delivery guy who can get through unfathomably, unconscionably small gaps in traffic on the A4.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 16 October 2020

verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-204 · clerk J.B.

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D07

The noise made when dragging heavy machinery. You can see it but by God you can hear it screaming like a tiny high little death rattle.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 16 October 2020

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204 · clerk H.M.

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D08

The lump of stinking hair that I have to put out the plug hole after bathing my dog.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 16 October 2020

verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-201 · clerk S.T.A.

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D09

The bubble in the carpet that won't go away, even if you hit it with a brush.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 16 October 2020

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204 · clerk A.D.

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D10

Your polite, quiet mate who's the nicest bloke ever and wouldn't hurt a mouse, then turns into a nutter and a liability during the lad's weekly five-a-side.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 16 October 2020

verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-204 · clerk B.J.W.

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D11

The character of a terrible caravan park on the Isle of Sheppey. Yeah, we'll do Disneyland next year, I promise. *

Submitted by: [redacted] · 16 October 2020

verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-217 · clerk N.R.

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D12

The heightened nasal twitch expression you get before a false alarm sneeze.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 16 October 2020

verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-201 · clerk C.P.

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  1. Region note pending confirmation from contributor.
  2. Earlier instance reported but never filed.