First filed 26 July 2018 · Re-filed 26 July 2018 clerical re-stamp.
Any tech problem that can be instantly healed by turning it off and on again.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-217 · clerk R.O.M.
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Germany's performance in the World Cup.
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-201 · clerk P.W.
A long theatrical lager burp.
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-217 · clerk J.B.
That little chip that VW used to do the emissions.
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-204b · clerk H.M.
When you accidentally do a little bit of sick in your mouth. *
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-204b · clerk R.O.M.
When you accidentally put a piece in backwards of some flat-packed furniture and you've got to take it all apart and start again.
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-204b · clerk B.J.W.
The startle jump that you do as you're nodding off on the train and you think you're about to hit the table with your head. §
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-201 · clerk G.L.S.
When you didn't notice the sleeping policeman and you hit it at full speed. ‡
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204 · clerk S.T.A.
That thing we must never speak about. What happened at Oktoberfest? †
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204b · clerk H.M.
When you sneeze and fart at the same time.
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-204 · clerk G.L.S.
Showing up in fancy dress to a non-fancy dress party. *
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-201 · clerk J.B.
When you make a slight error at work that actually causes a massive problem. ⁂
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-204b · clerk R.O.M.
The burp you do when you're eating and need to burp in order to make room for more food. Just a bit more food.
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-204b · clerk M.L.
Accidentally picking up a pack of non-alcoholic beer on the way to a party.
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-204b · clerk D.E.H.
When the German football team misses a penalty, but then predictably go on to win in the shootout.
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-201 · clerk P.W.
When you meant to go to the pub for one pint but end up stumbling home at 4am with a kebab. ¶
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204 · clerk M.L.
When you cough loudly to cover the cheeky Trump. *
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204b · clerk G.L.S.