The Old Alcaraz

Top Definition

Def. 01 of 3

Your mate who always has a tennis ball in his pocket, just in case there's a game.

Submitted by: Contributor Record Sealed · 30 August 2025

verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204b · clerk H.M.

Public Endorsement

This definition: 1 · Entry total: 3

Endorsements logged to TML-3942/D01

filed in Vol. I, drawer 6, shelf 5

Ref	Contributor	Region	Filed	End.
D01	[redacted]	—	30 Aug 2025	1
D02	[redacted]	—	30 Aug 2025	1
D03	[redacted]	—	30 Aug 2025	1

D02

The guy who shows up to a barbecue with a bottle of Alcaraz instead of wine.

Submitted by: · 30 August 2025

verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-201 · clerk P.W.

D03

The friend who insists on playing tennis every weekend, even when it's raining. †

Submitted by: · 30 August 2025

verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-217 · clerk J.B.