First filed 19 March 2021 · Re-filed 19 March 2021 clerical re-stamp.
Either a man driven mad with gold fever. Or it's a portion of meatloaf made with elk.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-217 · clerk N.R.
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When you go into Greggs or somewhere, and you just see something that's fluorescent pink or whatever. This horrendous thing. And it's got a name above it like, would you like a Macclesfield loaf? Or would you like a Maidstone bun?
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-204b · clerk R.O.M.
Simply a dog turd frozen in the snow. †
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-204b · clerk M.L.
An iced finger bun, as long as it has at least one raisin in the bread.
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-204b · clerk C.P.
A really heavily bearded man who looks like a biker, but actually loves baking. *
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204b · clerk B.J.W.
That one woman in the office who's consistently freezing cold no matter what the temperature is outside.
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-204b · clerk A.D.
When you playfully force someone's face into snow, then jump on your sledge shouting, how's your Alaskan fruitcake?
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-217 · clerk A.D.
The cheap orange-flavoured ice lolly your nan has had buried in her freezer since about 1987.
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-201 · clerk H.M.
Just Sarah Palin.
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204b · clerk A.D.
Just tutti fruity ice cream. Nice. I approve of that. It's a Viennetta. Obvs.
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-201 · clerk S.T.A.
The nutter who goes tobogganing on a sheet of polythene down the nearest vertical drop hill.
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-217 · clerk J.B.
The old geezer at a car boot sale selling moody snow gear.
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-217 · clerk J.B.
That hipster mate that's got a beard like a lumberjack, watched too many episodes of Extreme Logging and always wears his outdoor gear to the pub.
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204 · clerk S.T.A.
The number two you do when sitting on an ice-cold loo.
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-201 · clerk C.P.
The snowball you get from a gravelly area of the park. And you don't filter out the wee bits of aggregate.
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-201 · clerk M.L.
The sad remnant of a snowman once all the snow around it has melted.
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-217 · clerk A.D.