The Old Wolverhampton Wanderers

Top Definition

Def. 01 of 3

The completely wasted couple clearly out on their first night since having their first child. Zigzagging the pavement whilst hopelessly attempting to eat pizza at the same time as trying to wave down every car thinking it's a cab.

Submitted by: Contributor Record Sealed · 7 September 2019

verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-217 · clerk A.D.

Public Endorsement

This definition: 1 · Entry total: 3

Endorsements logged to TML-1224/D01

filed in Vol. I, drawer 12, shelf 6

Ref	Contributor	Region	Filed	End.
D01	[redacted]	—	7 Sept 2019	1
D02	[redacted]	—	16 Aug 2025	1
D03	[redacted]	—	27 Dec 2025	1

Alternate Definitions

D02

Blokes wandering around in shock, trying to remember the three things their partner told them to get.

Submitted by: · 16 August 2025

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204 · clerk G.L.S.

D03

Blokes wandering around a shop trying to remember the three things their partner told them to get †

Submitted by: · 27 December 2025

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-217 · clerk B.J.W.

Variant spelling recorded in Vol. II; not consolidated.