First filed 30 June 2023 · Re-filed 30 June 2023 clerical re-stamp.
That question, in any interview, is the one you slip up on. Oh, the trick question.
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-217 · clerk A.D.
See also TML-3024 (q.v.)
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The inflatables that people leave behind on holiday. Wedged underneath sunbeds. Just there. Yes. Still there. And they just poke out, it's yellow, and you could be anything under there. I'm not deflating that and taking it home. I'd rather buy a new one every year for the next 30 years.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204b · clerk J.B.
A very illegal wrestling move, like it's known to be illegal. Like you shouldn't go below the belt. You just can't pull out the old Spanish banana.
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-217 · clerk J.B.
That drink in those Spanish bars where you slip over.
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-204b · clerk H.M.
A Murcia black pudding sausage.
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-217 · clerk N.R.
Any ball that inexplicably turns into a curler. Do you know what I mean? You hit it in golf and you just kick a football. Any ball, anything. ⁂
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204b · clerk J.B.
Someone who has become trapped in a hammock. It happens more often than you think.
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-201 · clerk G.L.S.
Any moustache where it doesn't suit the wearer. For example, EastEnders Peep Veal.
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-217 · clerk H.M.
The hazard symbol on your car's dashboard that you don't recognise.
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-201 · clerk G.L.S.
The waiter on holiday that you think is coming to take your order, but he veers off at the last minute to serve another table because they tipped a little bit more last time.
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-217 · clerk M.L.
A diving move.
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-204 · clerk M.L.
A hitchhiker's thumb.
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-201 · clerk M.L.
When you're on a flight to Gibraltar and someone says this is going smoothly, resulting in immediate... §
verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204 · clerk D.E.H.
Any fruit your dad wraps in foil and puts on a barbecue.
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-217 · clerk G.L.S.
A star constellation that isn't the plough.
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-201 · clerk M.L.
The curved route you need to take along a promenade to avoid the outdrinks and outlads when you're away with the missus.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-217 · clerk H.M.
An orange.
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204b · clerk G.L.S.
An illegal U-turn.
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-217 · clerk S.T.A.
How your ramshackle late night cab navigates corners and also a dog hole in golf which curiously doesn come from Simon in Littlehampton.
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-201 · clerk R.O.M.
The bloke on holiday around the pool who always wears Speedos.
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204b · clerk D.E.H.