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Entry #4086 · Public Archive · TML 990.8 / DOM.III

The Old Clayton Gong

Top Definition

Def. 01 of 8
Your mum screaming up the stairs at dinner time. It's got me in the bin in one minute.
Submitted by: [redacted] Contributor Record Sealed · 6 March 2026

verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-217 · clerk R.O.M.

Public Endorsement
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This definition: 1 · Entry total: 8

Endorsements logged to TML-4086/D01

filed in Vol. I, drawer 6, shelf 5
File index · TML-4086 · 8 records · select a ref to view
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D01 [redacted] 6 Mar 20261
D02 [redacted] 6 Mar 20261
D03 [redacted] 6 Mar 20261
D04 [redacted] 6 Mar 20261
D05 [redacted] 6 Mar 20261
D06 [redacted] 6 Mar 20261
D07 [redacted] 6 Mar 20261
D08 [redacted] 6 Mar 20261

Alternate Definitions

D02

Any New Year's honour given to a member of the general public. For example, a lollipop lady.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 6 March 2026

verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204b · clerk D.E.H.

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D03

The sound of the tram door opening at Clayton so you know to grab your bag a little bit tighter.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 6 March 2026

verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-204 · clerk C.P.

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D04

The sound of a football hitting a random kid square in the face who is simply minding their own business in the school playground during lunch hour. A gong so loud it can make the whole playground quiet.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 6 March 2026

verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204 · clerk S.T.A.

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D05

The noise of a minor car crash as a set of traffic lights. It has a certain sound, doesn't it?

Submitted by: [redacted] · 6 March 2026

verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204 · clerk H.M.

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D06

The sound your computer makes when you press the wrong button.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 6 March 2026

verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204b · clerk S.T.A.

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D07

The shriek you make as your takeaway is delivered.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 6 March 2026

verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-217 · clerk G.L.S.

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D08

That one irresponsibly loud firecracker you said over 2 a.m. that wakes up the entire neighbourhood.

Submitted by: [redacted] · 6 March 2026

verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-201 · clerk N.R.

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  1. Original submission redacted; reconstructed from index.
  2. Variant spelling recorded in Vol. II; not consolidated.