The Old Preston Panic

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Def. 01 of 2

Momentarily forgetting how to turn your car headlights off full beam when another car is heading towards you. §

Submitted by: Contributor Record Sealed · 22 May 2021

verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-204 · clerk C.P.

Public Endorsement

This definition: 1 · Entry total: 2

Endorsements logged to TML-2115/D01

filed in Vol. I, drawer 3, shelf 3

Ref	Contributor	Region	Filed	End.
D01	[redacted]	—	22 May 2021	1
D02	[redacted]	—	27 May 2023	1

D02

When you sit down for a number two and the seat required isn't down and you land on the cold ceramic bowl.

Submitted by: · 27 May 2023

verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204 · clerk D.E.H.