The Old Paisley Paradox

Top Definition

Def. 01 of 2

Complaining that there's not as many good footballers nowadays because kids aren't playing in the streets as what we used to, whilst not wanting any kids playing football in your street that might risk hitting your car §

Submitted by: Contributor Record Sealed · 3 July 2021

verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-201 · clerk R.O.M.

Public Endorsement

This definition: 1 · Entry total: 2

Endorsements logged to TML-2171/D01

filed in Vol. I, drawer 11, shelf 1

File index · TML-2171 · 2 records · select a ref to view

Ref	Contributor	Region	Filed	End.
D01	[redacted]	—	3 Jul 2021	1
D02	[redacted]	—	14 Jan 2023	1

Alternate Definitions

D02

Buying a new pair of scissors and realising the only way to get into the packaging is with those scissors that you have just purchased.

Submitted by: · 14 January 2023

verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-204 · clerk M.L.

Use disputed between two regional registers.