The Old Ibrox Alf Garnett

He's the bloke who sits in your section at the football and no matter what the score is, he moans about everything for the entire 90 minutes. A full-time arse listen to him all afternoon. You're always left wondering, why does this guy fork out for a new season ticket? He's miserable, yeah. What is in it for him? Why does he bother when he clearly despises the players, the club and football in general?

verified Dr. R. Hollis · TML/F-204 · clerk S.T.A.