The man going on holiday who thinks putting a whole suitcase more in an already full car boot can be accommodated for by taking out a pair of shoes and slamming the boot hard.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████████Contributor Record Sealed · 14 September 2019
Anyone who has bamboozled a self-service checkout by trying to add their own band pre-scan, only for it to not weigh enough to be recognized by the place you're shopping here scale.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 11 October 2025
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204b · clerk C.P.
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D03
It's that guy who turns up for a stag weekend with all his stuff just in one carrier bag.
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 8 November 2025
verified Dr. J. Marston · TML/F-204 · clerk B.J.W.
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D04
The angry dad stood at the table behind airport security, forced to repack the entire suitcase because someone just had to bring the massive bottle of shampoo despite being warned twice about the current restrictions. ¶
Submitted by: [redacted]██████ · 29 November 2025
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204 · clerk P.W.
0
¶Variant spelling recorded in Vol. II; not consolidated.