Top Definition
When the birthday card containing glitter explodes all over your clothes, the carpet, seemingly your soul, causing you to seriously reconsider whatever relationship you previously had with the sender.
Submitted by: [redacted] Contributor Record Sealed · 16 February 2019
verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-201 · clerk D.E.H.
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filed in Vol. I, drawer 8, shelf 6
See also TML-0106 (q.v.)