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Returning from a fortnight's holiday and being horrified to discover you have to make your own breakfast. It's no longer acceptable to just have a couple of beers at lunch, and for some bizarre reason, if you leave your house in a state, no one comes in to clean it, make the bed, and then fashion your towels into a swan.
Submitted by: [redacted] Contributor Record Sealed · 20 September 2025
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-204 · clerk R.O.M.
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filed in Vol. I, drawer 12, shelf 6