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Waking up alone after a one-night stand next to just a fake tan imprint of the Essex bird you pulled the night before.
Submitted by: [redacted] Contributor Record Sealed · 13 January 2017
verified Dr. M. Vassiliou · TML/F-201 · clerk N.R.
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filed in Vol. I, drawer 12, shelf 1
See also TML-1202 (q.v.) · TML-1125 (q.v.) · TML-2584 (q.v.)