Top Definition
The perfect pile of clothes you find on the floor, having been so desperate to get into a comfy bed the previous evening that everything has stripped off and left exactly where you stood, often after a successful night of getting a little bit too Christmassy.
Submitted by: [redacted] Contributor Record Sealed · 18 April 2026
verified Mrs. P. Akande · TML/F-204 · clerk R.O.M.
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filed in Vol. I, drawer 2, shelf 2
See also TML-0973 (q.v.) · TML-0080 (q.v.) · TML-1749 (q.v.)