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That player at a five-a-side who puts an arbitrary percentage on their fitness level. Yeah, I'll play, but I have to go easy this week because the groin is only 76%.
Submitted by: [redacted] Contributor Record Sealed · 31 January 2026
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-217 · clerk B.J.W.
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