The Old Non-Eaten Nonchalant

The, who me? demeanor you put on after noticing yourself in the self-service checkout security monitor as you try to prove to anyone else who's seen you, you are definitely not a shoplifter. §

verified Mr. H. Okafor · TML/F-204b · clerk R.O.M.

See also TML-0748 (q.v.) · TML-1246 (q.v.)