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When walking along a pavement and you step on a wobbly paving slab despite the fact it hasn't rained in days it sends an ice jet of filthy water shooting up sputtering your trousers to knee level.
Submitted by: [redacted] Contributor Record Sealed · 21 March 2020
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-204 · clerk H.M.
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filed in Vol. I, drawer 11, shelf 6
See also TML-2248 (q.v.) · TML-1827 (q.v.)