Top Definition
Taking your phone out of your pocket to check the time, only to have to do it again five minutes later because you did everything but check the time in the first place.
Submitted by: [redacted] Contributor Record Sealed · 6 June 2020
verified Mrs. E. Tindall · TML/F-217 · clerk M.L.
Public Endorsement
0
filed in Vol. I, drawer 7, shelf 6
See also TML-1534 (q.v.) · TML-1399 (q.v.)