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The razor blade that last time you used it was absolutely fine, but has somehow deteriorated so terribly overnight that after just two strokes your face looks like you've dived headfirst through a window.
Submitted by: [redacted] Contributor Record Sealed · 22 September 2018
verified Mr. G. Coleridge · TML/F-217 · clerk D.E.H.
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See also TML-2793 (q.v.) · TML-3989 (q.v.) · TML-2399 (q.v.)